"Trust"
You can't beat "TRUST", so to speak
There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...
for example...
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as
she can. Until she is totally exhausted.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says,
"Your parents have come to stay for a while, , so l let them stay in our bedroom.
Did you say "Hello"?