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10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

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marval | 21:43 Wed 22nd Feb 2012 | Jokes
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1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a cinema.

5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'other' side.

7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.

8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
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DT ........... you're the only one who'll have heard of this place :o(

Carclew .................. crossword for motorists
thanks DT - why we have to use lots of solvent - a valuable bible for cruciverbalists, as it is a new testament of crossword solutions
sorry there didnt type TB
lol DT

Apotheosisn't .................. still on the way up
Fasthideous ......................... being far too thin
Icomic ........................ a famous comedian
I've Telecrastinated so many times I have lost count.
Fathom - underwear for overwight men.
Pillowcase ............ a typeface for dreamers
overweight...
Hoovercraft ..................... skilled housework
Gogle ................... search internet for porn
Oinkment .................... skin cream for pigs
In the footsteps of The builder.
Retard-very difficult in Yorkshire.
Stockade-fizzy oxo.
Palmistry-Not knowing who your Father is.
Cursory-where children learn to swear.
Tomozapam .................... I have a date for tomorrow night
lol Vulcan

Shamrock ................... an Irish tribute band
Titrate ..................... How much, Love?
Haemogoblin ............................ green blood
Spittoons ...................... punk singer's setlist

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