Best chat up lines

[tinkerbell23]

Youve used, or had used....inspired by jems latest joke which made me LOL!

Few months ago a guy in a bar held a napkin to my face and asked if it smelled of chloroform LOL

I actually quite like chatup lines because they make me laugh!! Xxx

[sunny-dave]

"Get your coat, you've pulled"

[Mick-Talbot]

o' dear

[Zhukov]

Ee,yer don"t sweat much,for a fat Bird! :o)

[wolf63]

I once got told that I had a beautiful smile for a fat bird

[sunny-dave]

Hmm - the Zhukov way to get a knee in the bawbag ;)

[Zhukov]

awa an bile ya heid

[sunny-dave]

jings and helpmabob :+0

[EDDIE51]

My face will be leaving in 1/4 of an hour I want you to be on it !

[giveup]

When I was between husbands I was in a club and saw this absolutely gorgeous younger man. I'd had a few so I went up to him and said "how about an older woman" We had a fantastic few months until I met my present husband,but we're still friends after many years.

[vulcan]

I bet you £10 you're gonna turn me down.

[tinkerbell23]

Rofl at eddie!!

Giveup id LOVE to have the guts to do that honestly i just cant ask guys out!!

Hahaha xx

[Zhukov]

I like the one in TV ad

Man leans in Beautiful Womans car window

He gently rubs his shirt,between thumb and finger,and says -

"Here feel this...can you feel it?..."Boyfriend material"!..lol

[Slapshot]

Whats a slapper like you doing in a nice place like this......didn't really get me anywhere.

I snagged my wife at the ice rink, we were in a group, I didn't really know her at the time and she said I'm cold, so I offered her my fur lined leather flying jacket, was a bit big for her but we're still together after 26 years....Actions do speak louder than words sometimes..;-)

[tinkerbell23]

They really do slapshot...i have my eye on such a jacket in a shop just now!! Romantic slapshot...ya softy xxxx

I like the boyfriend material one!! Xxx

[EDDIE51]

Will my Ferrari keys fit in your hand bag ?

[Zhukov]

*Cheese Award* - to Eddie

[starone]

I remember once many years ago a young man staring at my chest and saying what lovely blue eyes I had. Yes, you've guessed it, I was wearing a blue close fitting sweater at the time. I was so naive I didn't understand what he meant until later, when my friend told me.

[craft1948]

A chap I used to bump into occasionally said "With legs like yours why on earth do you ever wear trousers".........................

[RATTER15]

Lie down I think I love you!

[tinkerbell23]

Lol....thy always make me laugh xx