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Jemisa | 12:20 Sun 26th Feb 2012 | Jokes
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An elderly gentleman called 999 on his mobile phone to report
that his car has been broken into. He is hysterical as he
explains his situation to the operator: 'They've
stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
even the accelerator!' he cried.. The operator said,
'Stay calm... A police officer is on the way.' A few minutes
later, the police officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.
'He got in the back-seat by mistake.'
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Quite an old one jem, but still pretty funny.

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