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World's funniest joke featuring an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman.
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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman and they had all been sentenced to 30 years for armed robbery. The judge was, however, feeling in a good mood that day and decided to give them all a little treat to pass their time inside.
The Irishman chose 30 years supply of Irish Whiskey, The Scotsman chose 30 years supply of Scotch Whisky and the Englishman chose 30 years supply of cigarettes.
At the end of their lengthy stay the Irishman was found dead due to liver failure. They opened the next cell and the Scotsman had met a similar fate due to alcoholic poisoning. However when they opened up the last cell the Englishman popped out right as rain and greeted them with the immortal words:
"Has anyone here got a light?"
The Irishman chose 30 years supply of Irish Whiskey, The Scotsman chose 30 years supply of Scotch Whisky and the Englishman chose 30 years supply of cigarettes.
At the end of their lengthy stay the Irishman was found dead due to liver failure. They opened the next cell and the Scotsman had met a similar fate due to alcoholic poisoning. However when they opened up the last cell the Englishman popped out right as rain and greeted them with the immortal words:
"Has anyone here got a light?"
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