poor icecream man.....

[pillj123]

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

[starone]

pillj - Some people like to criticise - it is old or ancient (aren't they all) it is not politically correct (does anyone care) you have got some of the facts wrong (it's a joke for heaven's sake). I cannot understand why they don't laugh or just ignore it if they don't like it. I still keep posting in spite of the criticisms. Hope you do too.

[pillj123]

Thank you for your kind and warm comment Starbuckone...I certainly won't be put off just yet...specially with such nice folk on AB....already I feel amazed at so many of you all .Thankyou!

[TheOtherHalf]

pill, its the same with racism or religion, it always gets people going

[THEMOTLEY1]

pillj, keep 'em coming!!!

[pillj123]

I feel a group hug coming on!....

[carrust]

I've just rung-up the amputee help-line....they cut me off....

[Arksided]

I like it bad taste or not, (probably Vanilla) made me laugh ;-)

[rowanwitch]

I phoned the samaritans once
They just left me hanging...
(Actually I did phone them and no one answered... it was so absurd I burst out laughing and had a cup of tea instead)

[Postdog]

I rang the Samaritans when in Afghinistan once. I told them I felt suicidal and they asked me if I could fly a plane.

[TheOtherHalf]

I once rang the speaking clock but they wouldnt give the time of day

[marval]

I went to a market where all they sold was bowls of jelly with custard, cream and hundreds and thousands. It was a trifle bazaar.

[carrust]

I went to the doctors with custard, jelly & sponge stuck in my ears. I said to him; "you'll have to speak up I'm a trifle deaf."

[marval]

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

What's the matter with me? he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies,You are not eating properly?

[carrust]

Man goes to docs with a waterfall, some trees & a meadow on his head. The doc says it's nothing serious, you've got a beauty spot...

[pillj123]

you lot !!.you make me laugh!

[marval]

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep.

The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.

A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup.

The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies "Not BAAAAD!"

[pillj123]

oh dear....we may get reported for too many jokes in one place soon!

[sunny-dave]

A man walked into a bar ...

... thud

[carrust]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....

[marval]

A man went to the doctor and said " Doctor I've injured my arm in two places".

The doctor replied "Well don't back to those two places again".