Quizzes & Puzzles5 mins ago
Perks of the elderly
1.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2.
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3.
No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
4.
People call at 9 PM (or 9 A M) and ask, 'Did I wake you?
5.
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
8.
You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9...
You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10.
You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13.
You sing along with elevator music.
14.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
15.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
19.
You can't remember who sent you this list.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER IS THIS:
Never, NEVER, NEVER,
under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on the same night!
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2.
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3.
No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
4.
People call at 9 PM (or 9 A M) and ask, 'Did I wake you?
5.
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
8.
You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9...
You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10.
You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13.
You sing along with elevator music.
14.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
15.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
19.
You can't remember who sent you this list.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER IS THIS:
Never, NEVER, NEVER,
under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on the same night!
Answers
1 to 6 of 6
Best Answer
No best answer has yet been selected by starone. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.
For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
Plus..you can have a conversation with yourself in public..nobody minds
Fart in public.....its accepted
If being a woman....these cosmetic people in Boots dont approach you to have
make-up applied....too many wrinkles for their product.
Walk into shops such as Ne*xt youre not mithered into having a catalogue.
I will think of more....eventually!!
Fart in public.....its accepted
If being a woman....these cosmetic people in Boots dont approach you to have
make-up applied....too many wrinkles for their product.
Walk into shops such as Ne*xt youre not mithered into having a catalogue.
I will think of more....eventually!!
1 to 6 of 6
Latest Posts
Quizzes & Puzzles12 mins ago
News15 mins ago
Film, Media & TV19 mins ago
ChatterBank29 mins ago
