That reminds me of a tale from my youth, so many years ago.
An official Guide was taking an American tourist around London one day. Everywhere they went the tourist found some faults…
“Oh we’ve got much bigger than that in America, you look at your London Eye, we’ve got bicycle wheels bigger…..Look at your cars, our children play with toys like those….You call those sky scrapers well let me tell you our houses would dwarf them” and so on.
You can imagine the guide was getting a bit cheesed off after an hour or so. They arrived at the docks and the American was just about to make another comparison when the guide saw his opportunity. Glancing across the water he noticed the QE2 manoeuvring to dock.
Cupping his hands to his mouth he shouted across to the ship…….>
“Come in number 2, your time is up”
(Well it was funny all those years ago !)