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"Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''
"Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''
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A man walked into a bar OUCH
It was an iron bar
It was an iron bar
19:26 Sun 08th Apr 2012
I am thinking hard, very difficult at this time of day/night, know loads of paddy jokes, and unfortunately lots of racist jokes, (because of where i was brought up,)
so am trying hard to find something that won't offend.
Blonde joke, may have come from answer bank, I don't remember, but I thought it was good, especially if you can sort of mimic the blonde girls answer.
Three astonauts were talking, two male and one blonde female.
the first male said " our captain said we are going to land on mars tomorrow.
The other male astronaut said " My captain said" we are going to land on Venus tomorrow"
The blonde girl said " my captain said we are going to land on the sun tomorrow". the other two astronauts were aghast and said " you can't land on the sun, you will get burnt to death before you even get anywhere near it"
She said " oh, you sillies, we are going at night"
Magic.
so am trying hard to find something that won't offend.
Blonde joke, may have come from answer bank, I don't remember, but I thought it was good, especially if you can sort of mimic the blonde girls answer.
Three astonauts were talking, two male and one blonde female.
the first male said " our captain said we are going to land on mars tomorrow.
The other male astronaut said " My captain said" we are going to land on Venus tomorrow"
The blonde girl said " my captain said we are going to land on the sun tomorrow". the other two astronauts were aghast and said " you can't land on the sun, you will get burnt to death before you even get anywhere near it"
She said " oh, you sillies, we are going at night"
Magic.
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