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WHAT IF PEOPLE BOUGHT CARS LIKE THEY BOUGHT COMPUTERS?

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Jemisa | 22:59 Sun 08th Apr 2012 | Jokes
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Ford Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how
to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but
imagine if they did . . .

HELPLINE: ""Ford Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"
HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?"
CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?"
HELPLINE: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and
turns over the engine."
CUSTOMER: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all
of these technical terms just to use my car?"
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Ha Ha. Reminds me of that instance between GM and Bill (i've only got a fiver to my name) Gates : )
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