School Girl says "Mummy, I know where babies come from!"
Mum replies "Where's that then darling?"
Girl says "Mummy & Daddy take their clothes off & Daddy's thingy sort of sticks out. Mummy puts it in her mouth & sucks it & that's how u get babies!"
Shaking her head Mum says "Oh darling, that's so sweet, but that's not how we get babies. That's how we get flowers, jewellery, clothes, shoes & all the decorating done!
School girl: "Mummy is it true that babies come from that place boys put their willies?"
Mum: "Yes my sweet, it is".
School girl: "Will the baby knock my teeth out when it comes out?".