Who?

[marval]

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

[RATTER15]

I know that feeling!! time is a great healer :)

[starone]

I can imagine him rushing screaming from the bedroom gathering up his clothes as he went. lol.

[tenrec]

Safe sex! Tee hee

[JonnyBoy12]

What you do not know you do not grieve over, as my old gran used to say.

Very very funny!