Medical daffynitions part 4

[chrisrob]

Leper: A wild cat

Malaria: Shopping place
Mammogram - A telegram to your Mama
Medical staff: A doctor's cane
Minor Operation - Coal digging
Morbid - A higher offer

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates
Node: Was aware of

Organ transplant - What you do to your piana when you move
Organic - Organ repairman
Outpatient - A person who fainted

Paralyse - Two far-fetched stories
Pathological - A reasonable way to go
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test
Pelvis - Elvis Presley's cousin
Pharmacist - Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Placenta - Christmas flower
Plaster cast - The drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert
Post-operative - A letter carrier
Prostate - Flat on your back
Protein - In favor of young people

Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery

[marval]

lol, very clever.

[starone]

These are so funny chris. I wouldn't have thought there were so many daffynitions.