Preparing
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to
go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her
suitcase so it would not wrinkle.
Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. She dashed out and could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding, the bride and groom entered their hotel room. The
groom was a little self- conscious, so he asked his new bride to change in
the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.
While she was in the bathroom, the bride opened her suitcase and saw the
negligee her mother had thrown in there.
“Oh no! It’s short, pink, and wrinkled!” She exclaimed. Then her groom
cried out, “I told you not to peek!”