Name?
Murphy, O’Shea & Mullligan go for a job on a building site, but have been told beforehand that the foreman dislikes the Irish.
Murphy suggests to the other two that they give English sounding names.
O’Shea goes in first to interview, the foreman asks him his name, O'Shea looks out of the window & sees a Woolworth store. My name is F W Woolworth, get out shouts the foreman.
Mulligan goes in and gets asked the same question he looks out of the window and sees a shoe shop, my name is Freeman Hardy Willis, get out shouts the foreman.
Murphy is last in, an exasperated foreman "asks what’s your name?"
Murphy has a good look out of window and replies Ken, thank goodness for that says the foreman, Ken who? Tuckey Fried Chicken says Murphy.