Ed... Forget the hat and just tell George to get on with the task of slaying the dragon. You can then organise a feast for us....a dish of dragon is delicious...we eat a lot of it in Wales....it's has a smokey sort of taste...the best part being the tongue which is already pre-grilled. :-)
Incidentally, I haven't a clue as to whom murraymints is referring...I can't find St.Angrew on the list. :-