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Who in the hell is Gary , you say?
Who in the hell is Gary , you say?
Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and Beverly his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Gary replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your penis?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Gary is in the University of Michigan, Critical Care Unit, Room 233.
Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and Beverly his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Gary replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your penis?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Gary is in the University of Michigan, Critical Care Unit, Room 233.
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