TTFN & Moony were celebrating their 90th wedding anniversary, and the media was there to document the occasion. One of the reporters asked the secret to their successful marriage and longevity. Ttfn replied that they had never been sick.
The young reporter was astonished and to confirm said, "So, you've never been bedridden."
TTFN quickly replied, "Oh, 1000's of times, and twice in a buggy."
About 30 odd I think at the last count, You were a game old bird in yer time, we flattened some grass in our time didn't we. Nice to see you spending more time on your feet now though.
She would need 90 years with Moonie for 30 kids......
remind him of the secret of success, Groucho Marx interviewing someone who had sired 16 children asked him that - on live US TV, the interviewee said "I just love my wife."
To which Groucho replied, "I love my cigars but I take them out of my mouth occasionally."