This will probably get pulled but

[mike11111]

what the hell!

An Arab sheikh gets into a taxi. He asks the driver to turn off the radio, saying, "In my religion it is forbidden to listen to music on the radio, for in the time of the Prophet there were no radios."

The driver politely turns off the radio then stops the car and opens the passenger door.

"What are you doing?" asks the sheikh.

The driver replies, "In the time of the Prophet there were no taxis. Now f*** off and wait for a camel!"

[murraymints]

cyrill ??? where did he go ?? ..just ask him !!

[mike11111]

Nice one! (Cyril)

[murraymints]

nice one son !!!

[mike11111]

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[funnygirl]

I like this one too!

[mrs_overall]

Well I think it is funny!

[waterboatman]

I like it! :o}

[Tilly2]

That made me laugh out loud and that doesn't happen very often. It pulled the rug from under my feet.

[Kiki-frog]

Sheikh it, baby!

No reason it should get pulled on racist grounds as it's not about race as far as I can see. Just taking a casual pop at religion.

[mike11111]

Hey WBM, what are you doing up this late? If you're not careful you'll sleep in for tomorrow's Good Morning thread.

[Prudie]

made me laugh out loud too and I've never heard it before.

[Mick-Talbot]

The punch line was a tad obvious .

[douglas9401]

Was that around the same time as the Rael Brook shirts advert that ran during the wrestling back in coughspluttercough tamborine? :)

[douglas9401]

^^Sorry tamborine, that was for mike^^

[JonnyBoy12]

You can be as sexist, racist and ageist as you like as long as you spell words correctly. We only clamp down on bad spelling.

Signed

The Spelling Police.

[cozzer]

like it

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou for making me laugh.