A woman scorned........

[ELVIS68]

The husband lay dying. The wife was by his bedside, he said in a tired voice,"there's something I must confess."

"Shhh", said the wife, "there's nothing to confess, everything's alright."

"No" the husband replied "I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friend's mum!"

"I know," she whispered, "that's why I poisoned you, you b@stard."

[starone]

I did this one on the 15th April (not long enough ago to be forgotten).

[ttfn]

A bit like the woman thrice widowed, Elvis.

The first two died of mushroom poisoning and the third from a fractured skull.

(He wouldn't eat the mushrooms ...)

[tenrec]

Love in 'em.