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Kiki - I am ahead of you.
throughout my teens, I was advised that i bore a striking resemblkence to Woody Allen - less physically, although pretty much i do, but I do not have a jewish nose or red hair - the rest is in place - more because of my similar success with women in terms of amusing them on a regular basis, but never enough to seduce them, only to make me the brother they never had!
Now, with most of my hair gone, and the remainder cropped to No. 1 length, I have morphed into a combination of Paul Mckenna and Loyd Grossman, without the talent, money, or success of either.
i therefore am preparing my own treastise on how throughout my teenage years, it was not that women preferred to confide in me rather than ravage me, it was simply that they knew that embarking on a sexual relationship with me would see them confined to a hospital bed with an intravenous drip, weeping copiously about how I had spoiled them for ever for any other man, and their physical exhaustion was a price well worth paying for the briefest experiences of my utterly prodigious sexual technique!
I think I should get a couple of pages of the Mail out of that don't you?????