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cupid04 | 00:12 Thu 31st May 2012 | Jokes
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Fred the builder is chatting up a girl in a nightclub. 'I have
an eight-inch willy an I can make love all night, he boasts.
She cant help but be impressed, so after a few beers she
invites Fred back to her place. But after they spend the night
together, she wakes up the next morning feeling disappointed.
'You told me you had an eight inch willy and could last all night'
she moans. 'Instead, you have a five inch willy and lasted three
minutes.' I'm a builder, love,' Fred replies matter-of-factly. 'It
was an estimate.'
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Typical!
A builder finishing the job early ? And coming in under estimate ?Preposterous.
LOL at cupid and OG.
Hope Gness doesn't see this....she will be sooooo disappointed..
I was really building my hopes up for this one!

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