Here are some appropriate Hymns.

[marval]

The Dentist's Hymn......Crown him with many crowns

The Weatherman's Hymn......There shall be showers of blessing

The Contractor's Hymn.........The church's one foundation

The Tailor's Hymn.......Holy Holy Holy

The Golfer's Hymn....There is a green hill far away

The Politician's Hymn........Standing on the promises

The Optometrist's Hymn.......Open my eyes that I might see

The Tax Payer’s Hymn......I surrender all

The Gossip's Hymn..... Pass it on

The Electrician's Hymn......Send the light

The Shopper's Hymn....Sweet by and by

The Estate Agent’s Hymn.....I've got a mansion just over the hilltop

The Pilot's Hymn......I'll fly away

The Paramedic's Hymn.....Revive us again

The Judge's Hymn.....Almost persuaded

The Psychiatrist's Hymn.....Just a little talk with Jesus

The Architect's Hymn.....How firm a foundation

The Zookeeper's Hymn.....All creatures of our God

The Postal worker's Hymn.....So I send you

The waiter's Hymn....Fill my cup, Lord

The Gardener's Hymn.....Lo, how a rose e'er blooming

The Lifeguard's Hymn.....Rescue the perishing

The Criminal's Hymn.....Search me, O God

The Baker's Hymn.....When the roll is called up yonder

The Shoe repairer's Hymn.....It is well with my soul

The Travel agent's Hymn......Anywhere with Jesus

The Geologist's Hymn.....Rock of ages

The Hematologist's Hymn......Are you washed in the blood?

The menswear clerk's Hymn.....Blessed be the tie

The Umpire's Hymn......I need no other argument

The Librarian's Hymn.....Whispering hope

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And for driving

45mph.......God will take care of you

55mph........Guide me O thou great Jehovah

65mph.........Nearer my God to thee

75mph.........Nearer still nearer

85mph..........This world is not my home

95mph...........Lord, I'm coming home

Over 100mph...Precious memories

[rowanwitch]

The nymphomaniacs hymn ............... All things bright and Beutiful

[marval]

Good one.