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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need three Viagara pills to satisfy all three of them."
The doctor says "you know three Viagara pills three nights in a row, is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday, so that I can check you out."
The man say "you have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling
The doctor says "what happened?"
The man answered "nobody showed up."
The doctor says "you know three Viagara pills three nights in a row, is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday, so that I can check you out."
The man say "you have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling
The doctor says "what happened?"
The man answered "nobody showed up."
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