I was in Starbucks (no relation) recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my farts with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me…
And I suddenly I remembered I was listening to my iPod.
…So how was your day?
That's what happens when old people start using technology !