For 2shortplanks...The Duck Incident

[gness]

End of last year I was quite poorly and behind with the Christmas shopping. Friends and family said for goodness sake Gness use the internet,we do it`s great. After much persuasion I went on a gift site or whatever it`s called and found a snazzy science museum spaceship or something which was ideal for step grandson.
Had a drink to pluck up courage and placed the order. Now it was one drink and I know I did it properly. An email confirmed this so I phoned everyone to let them know I was now ordering on line and wasn`t it great. Couldn`t wait for the delivery man who got a sloppy kiss and a long explanation about how computer savvy I was getting.
Ripped open the parcel and found myself staring at a flipping great yellow plastic duck with an enormous, really enormous dick! Lord I must have stared at it for twenty minutes!
So that was my one and only foray into buying online.

[rockyracoon]

Lol, that's funny!

[Stephen_G]

We've seen your "1 drink" gness.....

http://www.funnyjokep...-glass-humor-pics.jpg

[sunny-dave]

Thank you - for a big smile and an image that will stay with me for quite a while ....

d xx

[marval]

Sorry, this has really made me laugh.

[sunny-dave]

... hell's teeth - isn't google wonderfuel

http://static.fjcdn.c...k_1f7966_2601375.jpeg

[marval]

Thought this was appropriate.

[sunny-dave]

... and there is no way I'm missing an opportunity to post this again ...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8

[gness]

Think I needed a drink like that when I saw the duck but at least it didn`t quack.
Not often I`m flummoxed but I spent quite some time saying..spaceship....duck with a dick...spaceship.....duck with a dick. And then what do I do with it?

[gness]

Guess I`ve got my answer Dave! :-)

[rowanwitch]

Only you gness only you...

[tenrec]

Briliant!

[rowanwitch]

Lucky you didn't get a rabbit

[fredkins]

I,m just wiping the tears from my eyes ,that is so funny gness.

[Old_Geezer]

I bet you felt a dick after unwrapping that.

[mccfluff]

lol, what did you do with it

And no i don't need/want it

[rowanwitch]

Fluffy doesn't need a duck
Even with a dicky
She knows that if she had one
We all would take the micky
for if she had a mucky duck
with a ducky bone
We know she might use it as
She loves to love alone..

[tonyav]

LOL @ all of this thread.

[gness]

I have an answer OG but I`m too shy to say it.
What did I do with the duck? Every Christmas we have a big family dinner and I do the Parcel Game...the one with two packs of cards and lots of wrapped presents on the table. Always fun with people pinching everyone else`s pressies. I included the duck with a dick just to see what someone else looked like when they opened it. Brother`s Ma-in-law was even more agog than I had been when the dick appeared.

[gness]

Rowan. :-)