Oh, what a challenge has been laid down....
excuse the crudeness involved:
THE Making of a Vagina
Seven wise AB men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with Tony's wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was tenrec the carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was Ivor, a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a Bardis hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a seadogg fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was the preacher whose name was Venator or was that McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came an unknown sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and ?ucked it and called it a ?unt