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Barking
Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone.
"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.
Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.
The next morning at precisely four forty four a.m., Bernard called his neighbour back.
"Good morning, Mr. Williams.... Just called to say that I don't have a dog."
"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.
Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.
The next morning at precisely four forty four a.m., Bernard called his neighbour back.
"Good morning, Mr. Williams.... Just called to say that I don't have a dog."
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Tee hee' I used to live opposite a lady who let her dog out at night. He would bark outside of her front door waiting to be let in. Every time I thought he had given up he would start again. In the end I did a 141 and rang her number, which made her get up off her lazy arse and let him in. I hung up as soon as she answered the phone because I didn't want to let her know it was me. What a coward. I should say, it was very late and we were in bed trying to sleep.