Oldie but Goodie

[marval]

Miss Bea the church organist was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlour. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity!

Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something. When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.

"Miss Bea", he said, "I wonder if you could tell me about this?" (Pointing to the bowl).

"Oh Yes" she replied, "Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little Package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet and it would prevent disease. And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter!"

[excelsior-1]

oh strewth!!
very good.

old? .. i've never heard it before

[marval]

I posted it here in 2009, but nobody replied.

[Hopkirk]

I'm not surprised

[Infomaniac]

I have seen it before, but it was well worth the re-telling. Lol.

[excelsior-1]

ah. the wilderness years. i left in 2008, came back just a few months ago

[starone]

Tee-hee. lol, although I have heard it before.

[tonyav]

lol, not heard that one before.