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Jemisa | 22:38 Mon 02nd Jul 2012 | Jokes
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While the bar customer savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him.
The barman served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a baby," she answered, "Today my Doctor told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.

"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."

"How did it happen she asked?"

"I switched cocks."

"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
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Naughty but very good Jem lol.
16:24 Tue 03rd Jul 2012
Tee-hee, naughty but funny.
Good one Jemisa lol
lol lol...................
A change is as good as a rest
lol
that is very good
Naughty but very good Jem lol.

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