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marval | 17:15 Sun 08th Jul 2012 | Jokes
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A certain vicar always started his service by saying "The Lord be with you", after which the congregation responded "And also with you.

“One morning he mounted the pulpit and said "The Lord be with you" but received no response whatsoever.

He tried again, and still nothing.

Finally the penny dropped.

He pointed at his microphone and said "There's something wrong with this!”

By now the congregation had noticed that his lips were moving, so they all replied with one voice: "And also with you!"
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Groan.
Tee hee. Well, I thought it was very funny.
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Thank you Star
Ha ha.
Made me chuckle ...
Oi you lot stop trying to make me look bad lol.
Don't feel bad Tony, I don't even get it!
Don't bother trying, missprim.

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