It's the Irish again
Paddy and Mick stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched.
Paddy has some budgies lined up on each arm; Mick has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, Paddy says to the Mick, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
Mick replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."
A friend of mine had been travelling Europe and ended up in Ireland (as you do).
He was telling me how he and his wife drove through Southern Ireland and got to the place where they were to stay, which was in a farm house.
The driveway that led from the road to the farmhouse was long, really long.
When Peter arrived he innocently said to the Irish man (farmhouse owner)
"My, that's a really long driveway, isn't it?"
The owner said (in true Irish fashion)
"Well of course it is! It wouldn't reach the house if it were any shorter, would it?"