Complaining

[marval]

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.

So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.

"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"




And if you thought you were sober read this and think again.

Sotally Tober.


Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
Cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up.

[tonyav]

Very good marval.

[marval]

Thank you

[Psybbo]

Split my sober sides

[tonyav]

It's ok, I won't nick them. marval

[marval]

Please do if you want to.

[Jemisa]

Loved the poem, made me lol.

jem

[Georgiesmum]

Very good.

[starone]

Made me chuckle, marval. good one.

[tenrec]

Love the poem too.