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[marval]

My granddad drowned in varnish.

What a horrible way to go, said my neighbour.

Yes, I said but it was a beautiful finish.


My cousin is a drunk, he got a job in an upholstery shop.

He is now a recovering alcoholic.


Having a meal in my local restaurant I was told that they had run out of salt and pepper.

I always carry my own so I gave my condiments to the chef.


I went to see my doctor, I told him I keep seeing cartoon animals who talk.

He said, "It sounds as if you're suffering from Disney spells."


My husband said "I hate to say this but your swimming costume is very revealing."

I said, "Wear your own then."


Every morning I take my husband tea in his pyjamas.

He loves it, but is complaining that the pyjamas are getting a bit soggy.


A friend went to one of those wife swap parties the other day.

He got a smashing alternator for his van.


My skin doctor is an elephant

He is called a pachydermatologist

[chaptazbru]

As 'titterful' as ever marval .....

[starone]

lol. Like the swimming costume one best.

[marval]

I liked that one Star.

[tonyav]

Gud uns, marval.