Your first olympic joke...

Jemisa | 23:21 Wed 18th Jul 2012 | Jokes

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It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in,

but they haven't got tickets

.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under

his arm and walks to the gate.

"McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and

slings it over his shoulder.

"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault,

" and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire

and tucks it under his arm.

"O'Malley, Ireland," he says,

"Fencing..."

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VHG

>>>Your first olympic joke

"First" !!!!

I am 62 years old and I remember telling this joke when I was in my teens !

Jemisa

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There are people out there younger you know who haven't heard it . What goes around comes around, you VHG should know that more than some.
No one said it was new. Doh!!

jem :)