Two other elderly guys

[Groupie]

"Ya know, when I was 25 and got an erection, I couldn't bend it with both hands..

By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard.

By the time I was 60, I could bend it 20 degrees, no problem.

I'm gonna be 70 next week, and I can bend it in half with just one hand."

"So, what's your point?"

"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get !"

[tenrec]

Ha ha!

[MichaelZZ]

... or as a variation on that:

One bloke says to his pal, "When I was a young man I used to be able to bend an iron bar over my p3ni$. I can't do that now. I think my wrists have gone."

[marval]

lol