Oops

[marval]

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday.

Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

[sunny-dave]

That's a "Liverpool"/"Irish"/"Polish"/"Birmingham"/"Es
sex"/"Newfoundland"
department store - please select according to your prejudices (or how brave you feel) ...

[marval]

Umm let me see Polish(as this is an English site.)

[sunny-dave]

Jestem oburzony na ten atak na inteligencję mojego pięknego kraju :)

[marval]

Jest mi bardzo przykro polskich Dave.

[sunny-dave]

:+)

... whenever I use google to translate into a language of which I know nothing, I tend to assume that I've actually posted

"Your aardvaark is molesting my postillion's mother"

[marval]

lol, that would be. "Twój Aardvark jest molestowanie mojego Postillion matkę"

[seadogg]

Come now, its a well known fact that aadvark never hurt nobody.

[gness]

Yes I know! Thirty five minutes I was stuck on that blasted escalators.

[gness]

"escalator" multi tasking. ;-(

[DaisyNonna]

Have I lost my sense of humour or is that just not funny?

[Old_Geezer]

yes

[excelsior-1]

once it got going again --- that must have been quite uplifting.

[keithlbw]

Equal rights for Aardvarks ---- pick on Zyzzyvas instead.