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JonnyBoy12 | 20:16 Tue 24th Jul 2012 | Jokes
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!


What did the farmer say to his flying sheepdog?

Land Rover!


How do you stop a sheep getting wet in the rain?

Lambinate its' wool!


Why have giraffes got such small appetites?

Because with them a little goes a long way!


Why did the lion not want his steak cooked at all in the restaurant?

Because he liked his meat roar!


Why was the lion so popular in the circus?

Because he was the mane feature!
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HA HA HA.
Oh dear!
You've obviously been raiding the kids' joke book!
left over xmas cracker jokes : (
What has the Inland Revenue a duck and British Gas got in common ?


Thay can all stick the head up their ****
sweet.
lovely, thank you.
Land Rover - I love that one!

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