A chemist

[sidkid]

walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant

"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives" replied the assistant.

"You idiot" exclaims the chemist, "you can't treat a cough with laxatives"

"Of course you can" replies the assistant, "look at him, he's too scared to cough"

[magicmick]

Hope the Chemist was next door to Halfords, for a pair of bicycle clips lol sid

[starone]

Is this what is known as 'lavatory humour'? lol

[funnygirl]

lol.

[nannybooby]

oh god ,know the feeling well why when you have a bad cough do you get the trots too?

[marval]

An oldie but goodie