The widow.

[Jemisa]

When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea.
Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea."
Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big sh!t that he really was."

[tonyav]

LOL.

[chi-chi66]

as are so many lol

[tonyav]

Oi, what do you mean chi chi ;-)

[tenrec]

Brilliant Jem.

[Psybbo]

Tony, the exception that proves the rule!

[tonyav]

I'll have a think about what that means, sibton.

[albaqwerty]

His plumbing was back to front :-p

[DTCwordfan]

you see, tony, women become a little bit muddled about word ending in rrhoea when they experience Amenorrhea. At least, the old boy didn't die of Pyorrhoea, that's a nasty spotty end.

[tonyav]

LOL @ DT, by the way have you got your car back yet ?

[Psybbo]

So a blogorrhea from dt, please

[DTCwordfan]

Yep - it was a coil pack.....thx

[tonyav]

Are they separate coils or a cassette DT.

[marval]

lol

[Old_Geezer]

You didn't mention that the local GP's waiting room was full the next day.

[Psybbo]

LOL^