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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the table..
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Herbert , you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
"Herbert, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
"Herbert, that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Herbert, remember that *** you always wanted? Here it comes."......
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Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Herbert , you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
"Herbert, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
"Herbert, that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Herbert, remember that *** you always wanted? Here it comes."......
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