"Hurts don't it"?

[Jemisa]

(when I was young my Gran & Grandad had a loo in the back yard)

My Gran was in the kitchen cooking dimmer when she SHOUTS out, "Fred! You need to go out and mend the outhouse!"
Fred replies, "Theres nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Gran yells back, "Yes there is, now get out there and sort it."
So Fred shuffles out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Alice! There's nuthin wrong with the outhouse!
"
Gran replies, "Stick your head in the hole!"
Fred yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
Gran says, "You have to stick your head in the hole to see what to mend."

So with that, Fred sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "ALICE! There's nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
again Gran shouts back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Fred proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Alice HELP! My beard is stuck in the crack in the toilet seat!"

To which Gran replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"

[Jemisa]

Dinner (Dimmer doh!)

[marval]

I like it

[tonyav]

LOL, naughty girl Jem.

[albaqwerty]

snortle. Very good jem :-D

[Valmave]

Would not happen these days - (not so many men with beards either).

[starone]

Tee-hee - lol