ITALIAN NURSING HOME

McMouse | 07:47 Thu 02nd Aug 2012 | Jokes

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A Muslim family was considering putting their grandfather into a nursing home.
All the Muslim facilities were completely full so they had to put him into an Italian home.
After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
'How do you like it here?' asked the grandson.
'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,' said Grandpa..
'We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.'
''Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile.
'There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him, 'Maestro'!
'There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him, 'Your Honor'!
''There's a dentist here 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!
'And me...I haven't had sex for 35 years...And they still call me, 'The F**king Arab'."