Love those Scots

[magicmick]

A Scotsman and his wife walked passed a swankey new restaurant.

His wife said "did you smell that food"

"Incredible"

Being a kind hearted Scotsman, he thought "what the heck I'll treat her!"

So he turned her round and they walked passed it again

[HowardKennitby]

Must have been Valvona & Crolla

[cupid04]

What a meanie, LOL!

[magicmick]

Sorry HowardK over my head please enlighten me

[nungate]

Probably the best deli in Scotland

[ELVIS68]

Lol

[HowardKennitby]

Nungate

Indeed it is. A long time ago i used to catch the bus to work from Elm Row. Used to stand outside V&C breathing in until it came.

[craft1948]

Swanky new restaurant = new chippy.

[nungate]

Not so much a shop Howard, it's an experience! Haven't been down Elm Row in a while, we try to avoid the city centre these days it's a mess!

[Mick-Talbot]

I didn't know deep fried mars bars had an aroma .

[nungate]

Not every Scot eats deep fried mars bars you know

[Wharton]

Q. What do you call a coachload of English comics falling off a cliff?
A. A start.

[Mick-Talbot]

nungate

Not every Scot eats deep fried mars bars you know


Not every Scot is a tight wad either .....so why not mention that to magicmick?

[nungate]

Actually I've already heard this joke only it was a Yorkshireman...

[magicmick]

Sorry MickT I am aware not all Scots are tight, just the one in the JOKE.

[Mick-Talbot]

I think there has been a virus running through AB all day MM

Posters have been taking exception to some very run of the mill posts.

I like the joke and like, nungate ... it was a Yorkshireman when I first heard it too.

[Wharton]

What joke?

[Georgiesmum]

Very good, i didnt see that end coming. It made me chuckle!

[marval]

HaHa

[heathfield]

One very hot day, a Scotsman and his wife were walking in the country when they came across an inn. The man went in, and returned with a half pint of beer. Handing the glass to his wife, he said, "Drink hearty, lass. Drink very nearly half!"

[DTCwordfan]

Did ye hear about the Scotsman who married a girl born on February the 29th so he'd only have to buy her a birthday present every four years?