£500 per week...

[Jemisa]

A bloke came home to his wife and said to her:

"Guess what? I've found this great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays £500 a week!"

"That's great," his wife said.

"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed.

"You start on Monday."

[marval]

Ooh

[starone]

OMG - that is typical of male thinking. Loved it jem.