You Will

[marval]

Fred was admitted to a hospital for a cerebral aneurysm surgery.

Just before the operation, a worried Fred asked the doctor, "I heard this operation is highly risky. What are my chances of survival?"

The Surgeon replied: "I'm absolutely positive that you will survive the operation."

Fred, a little relieved, but still in doubt, asked, "How can you be so sure?"

The Surgeon said, "Four out of five patients die in this operation, and last week, my fourth patient died."

[excelsior-1]

i like those odds.
good one marval

[owdhamer]

Fred went into hospital and told his surgeon he wanted to be an Irishman,ok says doc we will have to remove half your brain,go ahead says Fred.The op went wrong and threequarters of Freds brain had been removed,whenhe woke the doc said good morning Fred,G'day blue,was the reply.

[JonnyBoy12]

I found this joke 'dead' funny!