I was chatting up a lass last night ....

[Gizmonster]

.... and everything was going fine.
I asked her where she was from.
She replied, "Oldham".
So I did ...... and that's when she slapped me ......

[baza]

LOL!

[ELVIS68]

A fat bird came up to me in the pub and asked for my number

"Have you got a pen" I asked

"Yes" she replied

"Well you best get back to it before the farmer notices you're missing"

[DTCwordfan]

Following the success of recent national talent shows there are plans to launch a series of regional talent shows around the Bradford and Oldham areas.

Its going to be called "Britain's got Taliban"

[Prudie]

Elvis that's the funniest joke I've heard in a while.

[mike11111]

LOL @ Elvis. Must remember that one!

[JonnyBoy12]

Very very funny, elvis! Have you any more like this one?

[Zacs-Master]

Good job she wasn't from Cockermouth.

[ELVIS68]

Afraid not JonnyBoy, I haven't been back there since ;o)

[mike11111]

I knew a joke about that but unfortunately I have forgotten the middle section. I remember it involved a group of deaf and dumb people from the North East out on a bus trip who called into a pub on the way home. When the landlord asked where they were from one guy beat his breast and struck his lighter. The landlord said, "I see, you're from Hartburn". I have forgotten what the second guy said but I know that when the third guy went to the bar the landlord said, "If he's from Cockermouth he ain't getting served!"

[magicmick]

Good job she did not come from Ramsbottom

[Jemisa]

:)
Jem

[marval]

lol all very funny