The Countdown...

[Jemisa]

Here is the fantastic and funny joke on birth control:

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

[starone]

Tee hee - haven't heard that one before jem. FAL

[Jemisa]

I heard someone today say "don't get it" just in case you're not getting it...
He puts the can between his legs so he can count on his other hand 6 - 7 -8 & then B-Bang he's blown his nuts off... no more worries about more kids.

jem

[mike11111]

An amusing twist to make the guy an American. When I first heard it he was an Irishman, but no doubt it would not be PC to say so now.

[askyourgran]

Lol, that's a new one to me.x