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Headache Cure.
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
"Listen," says the Doctor, "I have migraines too, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learnt in medical school, but it's advice that I've got from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bath, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the bath, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.
"Doctor! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
he told the Doctor, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a REALLY nice house."
"Listen," says the Doctor, "I have migraines too, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learnt in medical school, but it's advice that I've got from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bath, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the bath, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.
"Doctor! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
he told the Doctor, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a REALLY nice house."
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