Monday Morning

[McMouse]

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

[shoemad]

Love this, I can just hear my grandma saying this to me in her broad Yorkshire accent.

[marval]

lol

[douglas9401]

:)

[LochNessMonster]

LMTO !

[starone]

FAL - very funny.